THIS WEEK'S JOKE
| He thinks he's a
Surgeon A man dies & goes to Heaven. Upon arriving at the Pearly Gates he is told "Welcome to Heaven, everyone is equal here." The man is then given a tour of Heaven and finds that it is indeed true. The man decides he's just got to try the food & goes & stands in the cafeteria line. While waiting ,a man in green scrubs goes rushing to the front of the line & gets his food ahead of all the others. "Hey, I thought everyone is equal here. Why did he cut line?" "Oh, him?" says St Peter, "That's God, he thinks he's a surgeon." |
